Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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