what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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