do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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