yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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