Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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