she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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