Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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