somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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