I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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