It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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