Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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