Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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