Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
