She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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