I will die if light touches me.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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