Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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