whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
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