he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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