Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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