is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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