great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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