it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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