mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
