Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
