I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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