I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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