these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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