clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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