I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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