The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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