hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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