Please don't use social media to get back at me.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize