I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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