Walk of Shame. In a state park.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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