hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Randomize