How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Just pee around me
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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