So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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