I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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