I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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