turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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