i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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