Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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