Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Randomize
