you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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