he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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