3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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