don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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