lets start a swedish sibling band together
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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