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yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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