I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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