He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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