is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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