im about as happy as oj after his trial
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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