I'm really into asian looking animals
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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