I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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