she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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