And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
