That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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