dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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