It's Friday. Sex?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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